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Dirty Logan

When you just finished fun times and post-nut clarity reminds you that your brother/sister pissed you off, so you beat the ever-loving shit out of them with the towel
Post-nut clarity hit me like a truck, so I pulled a "Dirty Logan" and beat the shit out of my sibling with the towel I used when "doing it" because they stole my cookies.
by StevenHawkingsPitCrew August 3, 2024
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Logan

Logan is a very cool guy. he is always there for you if you need someone to talk to. if it’s sad, exciting, or even weird, he will always listen and always have something to say to it. he’s very good at having conversations and knows how to keep it going. he can be very awkward and shy but he claims he’s not. he’s very attractive but always covers his face in photos. he will never know how attractive he is. Logan loves to listen to music and loves talking about it. he’s very talented at sports, drawing, and with music. he knows how to make someone laugh. he also will never let his guard down and he always has to be right. (because he thinks there is no other way) he’s a sweet guy and he deserves anything in the world. he’s kind and caring but can be a little immature sometimes. but if you meet a logan, never let him go.
i’m literally a comedian” -logan
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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Logan's loop

The phenomena where an individual Scams people, gets exposed by CoffeeZilla or another journalistic party of integrity. The individual will then apologize profusely to the accuser and promise to make things right. Afterwards, after some time, the individual will return to pursue legal-action against the accusing party. What can we call it?
- Did you hear about stevewilldoit yet ?
- Yes i heard he did a full logan's loop
by kwikkiemart August 16, 2024
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Logan

Logan is weird, sometimes chill, but also a nuisance. He's obsessed with Fortnite but plays outside also. He also uses outdated jokes like deez nuts and yo mama.
by Adrmpa12 March 28, 2025
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Logan

My boyfriend. My gosh, he is such an amazing guy. He is loyal, reassuring, caring, sweet, and silly. I could never live without him.
"Your the best, Logan. I hope we never separate."
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He is one of the best friends a guy can ask for. Selfless and always there for you. When you see Logan, you can’t help but say “hell yeah” in your head.
I wish I had a million friends like Logan
by SirSpider1283 April 18, 2025
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Logan is a pro gooner (masurbater) and all he does is goon to dark girls on onlyfans and reddit.
"Damn bro I just pulled a Logan and gooned all night"
by badussygooner April 20, 2025
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