button your lip

"Kenny,Kevin,Harun,Jamie,Jim,Matt,Matt,Robert,Hayden,Hakeem,Harvey,Bill,Tom,Fargo,Theo,Uriah and Ulysees,because none of you have liability insurance,you all may wear a baseball cap and winter jacket! Nothing impressive or popular! So just button your lipsand live with it!

by JMC70 March 11, 2018

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Oxenden Fish Lips

Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.

The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018

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Latin lip balm

It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.

Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!

by Amish Raul November 8, 2011

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Lips Like Sugar

She floats like a swan
Grace on the water
Lips like sugar
Lips like sugar
Just when you think you've caught her
She glides across the water
She calls for you tonight
To share this moonlight
You'll flow down her river
She'll ask and you'll give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She knows what she knows
I know what she's thinking
Sugar kisses
Sugar kisses
Just when you think she's yours
She's flown to other shores
To laugh at how you break
And melt into this lake

You'll flow down her river
But you'll never give her
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
She'll be my mirror
Reflect what I am
Loser and winner
The king of Siam
And my Siamese twin
Alone in the river
Mirror kisses
Mirror kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses
Lips like sugar
Sugar kisses

by Death Menace February 10, 2023

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Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

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