beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.

This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.

by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

tight beat

something that is not tony parada's beat because that shit is can

u hear dat. dats a tight beat.

by hansum/playboy/j-dub February 13, 2005

beat the hell out

Back in the day, before psychology really developed, when someone was considered "crazy" they would thing the devil was in them. Instead of treating them wiht medication, therapy, ect... They would do horrible things to them like drill holes in their heads to let the evil spirits out, or beat them to death out of fear of what is inside.

"I would beat the hell out of him."

by Tomo0O0o April 29, 2005

beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

by assplunder October 29, 2003

picuetano type beat

committing suicide

-1 like and i'll do a picuetano type beat
*likes its own tweet and proceeds to kill himself*

by Gromaffio Cheese July 16, 2021