Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020

Humpitidous

Humpitidous is where you can not stop moving your waist back and forth. Humpitidous

Everytime I walk I get humpitidous

by T-DaDy April 28, 2020

Humpdunker

A person who passes on the more difficult and strenuous jobs to someone else..usuall by a colleague.

"Jeff always makes me carry all the heavy furniture on our jobs..He's a right blood humpdunker"

by Daoetse May 21, 2020

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Humpchius

Something both yummy and still alive

Its Humpchius

by Humpchius July 6, 2020

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020