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Sandy hook

When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.
Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.
by Dirty frankie June 20, 2022
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Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly
by K boo 69 August 24, 2022
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off tha hook

1. adj. What pimps or gangstas say about something cool.
That new condom be off that hook, yo!
by Stuff It September 9, 2003
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cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.
He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.
by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010
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Off the Hook

"Off the hook" is a phrase describing a disappointing, mundane, or unpleasant experience or event.

This refers to the scene the movie The Cell, where the hero suspends himself from the ceiling with hooks through his skin. It provides a sense of weightlessness and freedom from the stress of everyday life. Being forced off the hooks drags him back to the brutal realities of women using him to harm themselves.
"My girlfriend came home early, so I found myself off the hook prematurely and had to release my captives before completing my master plan."
by Butlerj9 October 21, 2020
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cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
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get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
by barber of seville November 27, 2020
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