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green slips 

stupidest punishment Park jr high middle school can offer. If you get three you get a BIC, which is hella gay.
(Bro): Man, I got two green slips today.
(Us): Imagine, we have 15 BICS
(The Random Ass Bird): what the actual fuck are these stupid ass creatures talking about
green slips by nevets_ September 9, 2023

Green Flag

When Group A has prior knowledge of and does not prevent an attack by Group B, often having beneficial results for Group A or both parties

Different from a false flag in that Group A did not engineer the attack, but rather, having received foreknowledge of an attack by Group B, allowed it to proceed. This results in any number of benefits for Group A or both parties (i.e. economic boost, useful victimhood on the world stage, demographic changes).
"The US received word beforehand that the Japanese were planning an attack on Pearl Harbor! Why did they do nothing to stop it?"

"The elite wanted a boost to our economy, and they knew joining WWII was just the ticket. A total green flag."
Green Flag by StrokeOfGeenius October 15, 2023

green cheerio 

A small and thick rubber band used to castrate animals.
“The next guy that f*cks around on me is getting a green cheerio.”
green cheerio by U69420 October 18, 2023

green cheerio 

The act of putting a band around one’s testicles causing there to be no blood supply to the testicles which make them fall off.
Person 1: My boyfriend cheated on me i’m gonna give him a green cheerio
Person 2: Hell yeah
green cheerio by WeinerStealer23 October 18, 2023

Green Card 

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.
Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!
Green Card by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012

GREEN LIGHT 

A green light is when someone is goin to kill u and only u
damn fool i got the green light from the rival

theres a song called green light it goes like this"
THERES NOTHIN U CAN DO WHEN U GOT THE GREEN LIGHT, THE GREEN LIGHT, U CANT RUN ,U CANT HIDE U WILL DIE"
GREEN LIGHT by SPOOKS June 15, 2004

Green Day 

The band Green Day is NOT punk or even punk-rock. Maybe their old stuff was, but they've deteriorated into something that only the most tasteless 12-year-olds can squeal over. Welcome to boy band territory, Green Day.

If you have any tiny iota of respect for the genre, don't call this teenybop shit "punk." That's like calling Linkin Park "heavy metal."
Billie Joe wears eyeliner like he was a raccoon in a past life and veritably vomits angst, but that doesn't mean that Green Day is anything more than a group of broody poseurs that have been shunted into the shallow pop-rock scene.
Green Day by antimatter December 31, 2005