Mexican Food Rights 

Established when a friend becomes poverty stricken and is in need of food. Grants the patron of poverty to have all Mexican food paid for by the granter. Being put on Mexican Food Rights (MFR) is, by all means, a punishment. It is fully intended to aggravate the user and push them to make more money. Generally, both parties involved, the MFR giver and the receiver, are very close friends or family; as who would pay for all of someones food if they barely knew them?

1. "Damn, john has to buy $400 of books, pay $600 for rent and he just lost his job. I think we should give him Mexican Food Rights."

2. "God Dammit! seriously? Taco Bell? Again? Today? what the hell?"
"hey man, it's the only mexican food for miles... it's not my fault you lost your scholarship and got put on Mexican Food Rights."

Mexican Food Rights by kirk cameron May 22, 2008

dog food 

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)

dog food by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

good food 

A euphemistic term used by ethnically conscious white folk to describe a community that has more cultural variation than their own.

White Guy 1: Have you been to Chinatown?

White Guy 2: No, but I hear there's good food there.

good food by amazinglypeecee May 17, 2006

fast food 

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

fast food by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008

Fast food 

The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.

Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?

Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).

---Fast food hypocrisy---

Example 1:

Random dude - *Lights cigarette*

Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.

Example 2:

Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*

Fast food by SlickSammy9393 April 23, 2011

Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!

God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!

Sea Food Salad by C.A. November 13, 2006

dog food 

you know what dog food tastes like? it tastes just like it smells- delicious!

Purina One Dog Chow tastes just like it smells- delicious!

dog food by tyrone biggums March 9, 2004