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daddy jog 

a jog were the legs are kept straight and the arms go fast and legs go slow
i do the daddy jog to football training

lets do the daddy jog
daddy jog by fsdyhg April 18, 2005

Daddy sonar 

When a man's dick responds to daddy or sense someone calling them daddy & moves to the person.
Daddy sonar by EE-chan November 26, 2016

daddy lima 

A guy with a 1 1/2 foot dick
This daddy Lima is too big..or can there be a too big?
daddy lima by Ejensnje wieibege December 3, 2016

Daddy snatcher 

A female who dates/steals a man who has children.
She goes to the playground just to find daddy's because she's a daddy snatcher.

daddy jarvis 

The Leader of the cult of Toast, The More You know, he's also a very hot male who turns me on, he is my HEROOOOO.
daddy jarvis by Herodonkey January 11, 2017

Daddy Davod 

Praised by those at his school, the origins of Daddy Davod are mysterious. It is said that he gave birth to the human race by impregnating an unknown woman.

He is extremely handsome, with a jawline as sharp as a machete. He often uses his jawline instead of a knife in food-tech lessons.

Many respect Daddy Davod. He has a few connections in Slough and a lot in Uxbridge. He is also a great prosecution lawyer and can make a kitten confess to 9-11.

His goal in life is to have as many kids as possible and look after them well. He is rarely seen and thought of as a myth. There have been sightings of him on the bus in many costumes: Tintin, Peter Parker, The Flash and also wearing a 'Daddy Davod' shirt. He also wrecks his brother at badminton.

If you see this perfect specimen of a man, get on your knees and praise him.

(P.S. His name isn't 'David' and is not white)
Child 1: Is that Daddy Davod, creator of mankind?
Child 2 : *gets on knees and praises Daddy*
Daddy Davod: *cuts apple slices with his jawline and flies off to produce more children*
Daddy Davod by Daddy Davod March 4, 2017