coffee grind

Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.

After he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.

by sweatypig May 28, 2011

coffee

someone who is coughed upon

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"

by Jabliz February 24, 2009

Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.

"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"

by D. Gould July 3, 2006

CofFle

A coffee flavored waffle

At the Comfort Inn Gary poured coffee into the waffle batter to make a coffle.

by Scrumble pants June 8, 2009

cofused

Two fuses connecting to each other

These two fuses were cofused since manufacturing

by Slimizzle December 21, 2016

coffe

Its something you drink to your breakfest.

Do you want some COffe

by GingerGrill6977 January 25, 2018

Kentucky Coffee Creamer

When you diarrhea in your sexual partner's vagina/anus, use it as lubricant, jizz in their saggy hole, then French-kiss the mixture.

Known as a Kentucky Hot Cocoa when doing it to children.

Bruh, I totally gave her a Kentucky Coffee Creamer!

Fuckin' sweet, dude.

by Fuckhands McMike December 14, 2016