Absolutelygorgeous

Asian Angie from Wa.

That's absolutelygorgeous rite there that Angie girl. 'I'm lovin it'

by JasonDvor April 2, 2025

absirred

Preposterous male-related status.

To assert dat ladies are incapable of driving big-rig trucks is obviously absirred.

by QuacksO April 5, 2025

Abstaint

Someone who never smokes or drinks alcohol. Latin 'Abstinere' meaning to hold oneself away and 'Abstinence' meaning the practice of restraining oneself from any indulgence in anything.

Despite the social pressure to conform, Sarah remained a steadfast abstaint, making healthy choices for her well-being.

by Ritzrandom April 22, 2025

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Absotutly

Most definitely affirmative better than yes.

Absotutly you may go to the sockhop tonight.

by Periwinkletoe February 10, 2026

Absolutist Fallacy

Absolutist Fallacy, also Objectivist Fallacy - The belief that one's own perspective is not just valid but objectively true, universal, and beyond question, while all other perspectives are biased, subjective, or simply wrong. The absolutist fallacy assumes that reality has a single correct interpretation and that you happen to possess it. It's the fallacy behind "I'm not political, I just believe in common sense" (where common sense means your opinions), "I'm not ideological, I'm just rational" (where rational means agreeing with you), and "I see things as they are, everyone else sees them through a lens" (where your lens is invisible to you). The absolutist fallacy makes genuine dialogue impossible because you're not participating in a conversation—you're delivering truth to the misinformed.

Example: "He committed the absolutist fallacy daily, presenting his conservative views as 'objective reality' and liberal views as 'ideological delusion.' When she pointed out that objectivity was complicated, he said she was being 'relativist' and that relativism was the death of truth. He didn't see that his 'truth' was just his perspective, elevated to universal status by his own certainty."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Absolutist Fallacy

The belief that one possesses absolute, objective truth and that everyone who disagrees is simply wrong—not differently situated, not operating from different premises, not seeing a different aspect of reality, but simply, absolutely wrong. The Absolutist Fallacy is objectivity bias taken to its logical extreme: not just believing you're right, but believing that rightness is a property you possess and others lack. It's the fallacy of the true believer, the ideologue, the person who has never encountered a perspective that challenged their own and survived the encounter intact. Absolutist Fallacy makes dialogue impossible because there's nothing to discuss—you have the truth; they have error. The only question is how to correct them.

Example: "He didn't argue; he declared. Every conversation was a lecture, every disagreement a sign of the other person's confusion. Absolutist Fallacy meant he possessed truth; everyone else was just wrong. When she tried to offer a different perspective, he didn't engage—he corrected. There was nothing to discuss because discussion implies uncertainty, and he had none."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026