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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Bitch wafflemug.

waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
mugGet the waffle dickmug.

waffle fucker

One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it
by Jay Rome the god November 19, 2017
mugGet the waffle fuckermug.

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
mugGet the waffle squishmug.

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
mugGet the secret wafflemug.

waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011
ayo man grab me that waffle crisp
by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022
mugGet the waffle crispmug.

Waffles

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.
by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Wafflesmug.

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