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The shits

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off.
1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits.

2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.
by PutridCarcass June 2, 2018
mugGet the The shitsmug.

shit

something that comes out of your ass
WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET
by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021
mugGet the shitmug.

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.
by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017
mugGet the layed up with the shitsmug.

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023
mugGet the magnum shitmug.

Shit

by Jerseywalt May 7, 2021
mugGet the Shitmug.

shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(
mugGet the shut the fucking shit upmug.

Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit
Look at Matt’s shit fit today
by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025
mugGet the Shit Fitmug.

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