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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
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turbo shit

someone who goes fast and eats ass
who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
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Popcorn kiddie shit

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore
by Say.. October 22, 2017
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Shit crippled

The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
by Ball Bustin Bob June 19, 2017
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Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.
Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.
by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018
mugGet the Shitmug.

get shit stomped

An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
Ethan, driving a bus load of tourists into the shark infested ocean: "GET SHIT STOMPED!!!"
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
mugGet the get shit stompedmug.

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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