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Egan Junior High School

Ok ok Egan was good and all but then my crush denied my invitation ;;--;;; i asked why and she said 'bcuz ur ugly' and everyone in the school argeed. the teachers did nothing to stop bullying andmy feelnigs got hurt. they could have done a bette rjob teaching BUT nO they Didnt. :(((
Billy: Is Egan Junior High School good?
Gerald: No lol
by Kpop Pitbull360 June 2, 2021
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Madison High School

A school based in Madison Heights, MI that consists of Freshman that think they're the shit just because they got pussy wiped by upperclassmen, Sophomores who drive illegally because they took segment one of drivers ed, Juniors that think they're the all-around shit but in reality they receive gonnarhea from Sophomores and Seniors at Lamphere High School. Then there's the senior class that is just lame but don't really start stuff because they know their place.

The Girls in the school are always yelling out "Brotherrrr" or "Bestie boo" to boys in the hallways when in reality you know they sucking their dick on the dl. The Boy's at Madison talk the most shit about Lincoln and Lamphere but still date girls from there. Lastly, Everyone in Madison thinks their football team is the shit because they went to Ford Field but that's only because their a D7 school and play the shittest teams in their division.
Dan: Damn, I'll never go to Madison High School, Everyone in there is so stuck up
John: Don't, I had the shittest four years of my life at that school.
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School

If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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Portsmouth high school

Portsmouth high school where all white boys think they hard, throw gang signs, wear Raghu clothing, and walk With a strut
Everyone at Portsmouth high school think they hard
by Johnhitcock October 11, 2019
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A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard
Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean
by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024
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Hello World school

Hello World is a programming language course in Kosovo located in Podujeva, Peja and Istog. Everyone suggests to go to the course. So if u live in Kosovo go check them out.
by O.N November 24, 2021
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middle school

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
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