Definitions by maybejude

The Kentucky Highlighter

The act of shoving a highlighter up one's ass while they are asleep

"Me and Aydan gave will The Kentucky Highlighter!"

The Kentucky Highlighter by maybejude November 12, 2025

kirn middle school 

a shithole school in council bluffs that's filled with retarded students and teachers that don't even know how to do their jobs

person 1: don't you go to kirn middle school or something?
person 2: that shithole? hell no!

kirn middle school by maybejude October 24, 2024

Reason to Believe 

simply the greatest album ever bestowed upon us In 2008 by the American punk rock band Pennywise

Person 1: Hey man did you check out reason to believe?

person 2: fuck yeah I did! I got the CD on release day

Reason to Believe by maybejude October 23, 2024