Stick & Shit

Stick & Shit is the action of covering a toilets sensor with tape and proceeding to take a massive dump, leaving the shit floating in the toilet for the next person. It is the perfect counterpart to the already infamous “Upper Decker”.

“Oh man I just left a Stick & Shit for someone in the bathroom”

by Gaymer42069 May 2, 2024

other other shit

A crazy, unexpected, and/or unbelievable occurrence.

(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)

“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”

“Beagle? Like a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Man, that’s some other other shit.”

by Tome of Yonder May 3, 2024

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

Shit Maxing

Shitting all of the shit out your asscrack

Dill: I feel bowels feel so empty after shit maxing
Randy: wtf is a shit maxing
Dill: fuck off

by TottalyEpicGamer69 May 6, 2024

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024