Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.

she's a real Waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024

Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain

I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.

by Roulettie September 12, 2020

flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.

I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.

by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

Waffle Whack

A fictional restaurant chain that exists in the Cyber-Avian Extravaganza.

" I am going to the nearest Waffle Whack to get me some fucking TOAST."

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 13, 2022