Mexican Standoff 

Do not expect to get the same result from those of Mexicans portrayed in Hollywood movies.

Mexican standoff involves two individuals that are not able to come a resolution but neighter wants to compromise.

Mexican Standoff by Steel-rain December 13, 2010

mexican hotel 

mexican hotel any tree or canyon in state of california AKA
mexifornia ( east of LA south of Burbank)..

amigos El nochie canyon de azuza numero uno mexican hotel.
Musica, mucho hot-a-leta chile, mujhickermjers grandes chi chi. (mexican hotel muy simpactico no)

mexican hotel by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Mexican Molotov 

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

Mexican Molotov by gerald the duck February 6, 2009

Mexican Bull Ride 

Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.

"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"

Mexican Bull Ride by i F#$&^* your papa January 29, 2009

mexican scene 

just like any other scene kid just in a mexican form yes there is such thing but they are often hard to find

Beaner #1:Hey have you seen that mexican.
Beaner #2:Yeah.
Beaner #1:Why isnt she like other meixicans
Beaner #2:Shes a mexican scene dumbass.

mexican scene by DenyDinosour February 23, 2009

mexican shower 

A quick cleansing of the face and armpits.

Cleaning of the face and armpits in an environment where water is limited.

mexican shower by Chris Wheeler June 29, 2003

mexican hot pocket 

Verb.

A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.

We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson

Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?

Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.

Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.

Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.

Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.

mexican hot pocket by Ken Watanabe March 12, 2008