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man titties 

a man so fat that he has to call other people fat so to try and occupy him from relizing he's go BOOBS, needs a bra, and should probably start going to the gym more often.

Both my brother and unlce have big man titties and need to wear a bra.
man titties by Lola 620 February 24, 2007
Related Words
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Man Gravy 

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting.

Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"
"That room is completely covered in Man Gravy!"

"I accidentally got Man Gravy all over my bed sheets."

Tom served her a fresh helping of Man Gravy.

Too much Man Gravy is always a good thing.
Man Gravy by Ass. Prod. Sully January 18, 2008

Man's best friend 

Man's best friend by Southern Threat November 30, 2020

man child 

A man with the character of a young child. Also could be a juvenile who is too young to be old, but too old to be young. An old soul trapped in the body of an adolescent. A man who is too old for babysitting, but desperately needs it.

plural: manchildren
"Her boyfriend, Darren, is a complete and total man child. I'd offer to babysit it, but it's kind of creepy."
man child by MrBunny January 4, 2012

man boobs 

man:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.Huge Nipples p2. Men with knockers 1. A human male that possesses either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
Holy Shit! Max Zdrada has some huge man boobs!

After the gay strip club, we saw drag-queens (Men with huge Knockers).
When a man wears his pants pulled up high and tight splitting his testicles.
"get away from me weirdo! ...You and your Man Toe"
Man Toe by ElDuro1974 March 14, 2009