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Frederick Johnstone

A mere concept that no one understands but people have only figured out its a person who has many online personalities. His friends get annoyed at him for it, because it changes every couple of weeks.
Trent-What is the new Frederick Johnstone personality?
Sienna-I think this week it is Ku'kul'kan.
by Edgy mcedgy November 13, 2022
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johnstone

The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.
I was teabagging Sally-May and who would of known she performed JohnStone
by Johnstone_101 October 1, 2005
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Bob Johnsons

Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.
Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"

Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"
by Dabz December 12, 2008
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coty johnston

another name for straight up G. Someone who gets all the ladies
man, you are such a coty johnston gettin all those bitches and hoes pregnant!
by Maria Baker April 13, 2008
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johnsonville

A sausage fest. A gathering with too many men and no women.
Overzealous Hipster 1: Great block party, eh? Cold beers, burgers on the grill, Buffet bumpin in the background...
Overzealous Hipster 2: Yeah bro, but where did the chicks fly off to? This patio just became extreme Johnsonville.
by Babbo June 19, 2008
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Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
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Johnsonius theorem

The theory that supports the idea that air has no mass although it has matter, this is shown because buildings don't collapse because of the air above and surrounding it, if air truly did have mass then why aren't we floating because the air should take up the space beneath us and compress to such high levels that it repels us but instead it doesn't so therefore air can only be considered a force due to it's invisible nature similar to that of gravity
"I highly support the Johnsonius theorem because I'm smart"
by BLUELOCK CULTIST May 29, 2023
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