Jesus Bus 

A hulking vehicle who often hits those who are in need of something drastic in their lives. Often that change is paralysis or death. You probably know somebody who was hit by one.

That fucker got hit by the Jesus Bus REAL good.

Jesus Bus by mickeyrourke July 6, 2006

Jesus Juice (JJ) 

JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.

Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.

Jesus Juice (JJ) by Arnold.Palmer July 26, 2009

Jesus High 

The act of being so high off of marijuana that you actually believe you can walk on water and shit like that.

Guy 1: duuuuuude...
Guy 2: Shit man, you are JESUS high!

Jesus High by James Michaels November 15, 2009

Jesus Monkey 

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

Jesus Monkey by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009

Jesus Pete 

Phrase screamed out of anger or excitement

I fucked Addie, JESUS PETE!!!!

Jesus Pete by Avi February 28, 2003

Jesus Hot 

A woman so hot that Jesus would have become erect while being crucified.

Jesus Hot Jocelyn's aroma was one of Chanel No. 5, pussy and the ocean.

Jesus Hot by Gauntlet July 21, 2005

jesus flip 

taking mescaline and lsd at the same time.similiar to candy flipping, hippie flipping, or any other of these flipping varieties involving drugs

last night we jesus flipped hard... we thought we were jesus!

jesus flip by LSD Jesus, and Ecstasy Jesus December 6, 2009