The God Delusion

The Atheist Bible.

Christians have the Bible. Jews have the Torah. Muslims have the Koran. Atheists have The God Delusion.

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured July 04, 2014

Lamb of God

* Jesus role as a sacrificial lamb atoning for the sins of man
* Christians are saved by Christ as their true paschal lamb

* A Non-Christian American Heavy Metal Band formed in 1990 in Richmond Virginia, made of vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell, and drummer Chris Adler and is today one of the leaders of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal.
(Formally known as Burn the Priest-(1994-1999)

"O Lamb of God, that takes away the sins of the world, have mercy upon us" - John 1: 29"

by C2theE June 12, 2008

The God Card

Similar to The Hitler Card, The God card is when one evokes the name of God or some other religious deity into a debate. Usually their logic is that their opponent's position goes against the word of God and often times they include religious scripture. This is Usually done as alast ditch effort by someone who does not have anything even remotely resembling rational reasons for their position and feels the need to appeal to their opponents religious beliefs or blind faith to steer the argument into their religon.

The God Card often comes into play on issues like abortion, war, or politics.

by dennisisevil June 28, 2006

God shit

God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.

God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!

by Fox June 18, 2006

lamb of god

One of the greatest bands to come around in a long, long time. Simple. Randy Blythe, the frontman, is god.

Lamb of God ARE god.

As the Palaces Burn & Ashes of the Wake... get them.

fear, pain, hatred, power....

this is the art of RUIN.

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 02, 2004

Yeet God

Someone who can Yeet something faster than should be possible due to the laws of physics.

If NASA wants to get to space, they should just use a Yeet God

by Yeet God Knick Knack Ass October 12, 2018

Lesbian God

The Lesbian God shouldn’t be mixed up with the Lesbian Jesus (Hayley Kiyoko) although all her greatness the worthy title The Lesbian God belongs to Ellen DeGeneres

The Lesbian God is going to be on TV today with a new celebrity.

by K4Y133 January 01, 2019