too drunk to func

1) The act of becoming too inebriated to physically perform any tasks. 2) Not being able to perform sexually for reasons of being too inebriated.

Damn Billy was too drunk to func last night, I can't believe he tried to make that pizza.

by MickeyWalsh October 11, 2009

tucker max drunk

The ultimate stage of drunkenness

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

by Tucker Reader April 1, 2003

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

Hey Arnold! drunk

when you get high off of a marijuana blunt and you start to see the world in Hey Arnold! vision and you decide to tell people about this at random house party after trying to bet random girls over stupid things and they think you are a freak.

"Do you guys feel Hey Arnold! drunk? Like you remind me of Gerald and you remind me of Sid right now. Do you see what I mean? Do you? DO YOU???"

by Caleb.......... August 15, 2009

second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

ice bucket drunk

The act of being so drunk that you sit in the floor, indian style, with an ice bucket between your legs. This ice bucket then becomes a vomit receptacle.

I was so ice bucket drunk, that instead of praying to the porcelain gods, I meditated to the metal buddha!

by CasHol May 5, 2008