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It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
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Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
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by Tod1232 June 27, 2015
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Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
by suede1976 December 14, 2008
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"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."
by Jumping for Jesus November 24, 2007
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Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008
Get the Jesus Christmas mug.Jesus Back derives from a song recorded in 2011 named "Tupac Back" by recording rap-artists Meek Mill and Rick Ross from MMG (Maybach Music Group).
According to the Bible Jesus will return at the end of times to save all the good souls. As believed it's going down for a lot of people by then because no one surely knows wether they are going to heaven or not.
By saying "Jesus Back", you simple mean to say that "it is going down", "It's on" or Shit's is on". Pretty much things in that nature, the meaning of Jesus Back varies per sentence, you'll have to be sharp to catch what the person meant when he/she says the word. "Jesus Back" can be used in both a negative way and a positive way.
This word is also hashtaggable as #JesusBack
According to the Bible Jesus will return at the end of times to save all the good souls. As believed it's going down for a lot of people by then because no one surely knows wether they are going to heaven or not.
By saying "Jesus Back", you simple mean to say that "it is going down", "It's on" or Shit's is on". Pretty much things in that nature, the meaning of Jesus Back varies per sentence, you'll have to be sharp to catch what the person meant when he/she says the word. "Jesus Back" can be used in both a negative way and a positive way.
This word is also hashtaggable as #JesusBack
Example 1:
Girl: "I just wanted to tell you that I got Chlamydia and Herpes"
Guy: "Yo, Yo, Yo what you say? You better hope I ain't got that shit because if it's so it's Jesus Back on yo ass"
(Probably how the Rihanna and Chris Brown convo went down before he got the test results back)
Example 2
Guy #1: "Yo I just saw Ray Ray drunk as fuck yelling at a bunch of 5-0 and telling them they need to go cornhole they momma's....We need to go help him brotha!"
Guy #2: "Naw cuz Fuck that! Jesus Back! He's definitely gonna get Rodney King'ed now and I ain't getting my ass beat for no snitch. Let's move out before the coppers mistake us as his friends and busts some caps in ours asses like we're Sean Bell"
Girl #1: "Girl I just won 20 million dollars by playing lottery"
Girl #2: "Oh girl Jesus Back, Oh lord, Jeeeesuuuus Back!"
Girl: "I just wanted to tell you that I got Chlamydia and Herpes"
Guy: "Yo, Yo, Yo what you say? You better hope I ain't got that shit because if it's so it's Jesus Back on yo ass"
(Probably how the Rihanna and Chris Brown convo went down before he got the test results back)
Example 2
Guy #1: "Yo I just saw Ray Ray drunk as fuck yelling at a bunch of 5-0 and telling them they need to go cornhole they momma's....We need to go help him brotha!"
Guy #2: "Naw cuz Fuck that! Jesus Back! He's definitely gonna get Rodney King'ed now and I ain't getting my ass beat for no snitch. Let's move out before the coppers mistake us as his friends and busts some caps in ours asses like we're Sean Bell"
Girl #1: "Girl I just won 20 million dollars by playing lottery"
Girl #2: "Oh girl Jesus Back, Oh lord, Jeeeesuuuus Back!"
by BrotherQualit October 13, 2011
Get the Jesus Back mug.noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
by echodanny August 14, 2012
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