Bum Garden

A distinct patch of hair growing around the lower back above the bottom.

Why don't you wax your bum garden.

by Rojosdelosaltos January 4, 2009

Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

bum tax

the money you have to pay a bum when he buys you liquor or cigarettes (if you're a minor that is). Generally you give them a twenty and let them keep the change, so they get in between 3 and 5 dollars for their services.

A: I've got just enough to buy a bottle!
B: I dont have my fake ID though. Do you have enough to cover the bum tax?

by ur_fav_girl_evr March 26, 2009

Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011

bum supper

To do a big fat poo or (jobby) from your bum

Oh my, after eating that enormous burger, I think I might need a bum supper

by Gilly Pants January 28, 2006

gravy bum

Used to describe the physical appearance of diarrhoea, including its often impulsive behaviour (and/or occurance after eating mcdonald's). Also used as crude humour to describe one's symptoms.

Joey's been knocked down with a case of gravy bum.

I got terrible gravy bum after having that quarter pounder!

by Blank__ January 21, 2009

bum jack

the exercise of anal sex with one partners arsehole masturbating the others penis.

After we sucked each other off i gave the stud a bum jack he would never forget

by p.m.n August 12, 2003