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hockey bro

someone who doesn't just play the game of hockey but lives the life style and embraces the culture of hockey. A hockey bro uses slang terms such as twig, bucket, mits, visy, shouldy, dangles, ect, and started playin puck at a very young age.

Hockey bros are usually dress in wife beaters under a t-shirt, hollister shorts, a nice pair of high top kicks, a pair of nike mids, long straggly hair, and a flat rim cap.

Hockey bros are mad chill when it comes to girls, they may sleep with pieces of white trash, but can always redeem themselves with a nice catch at a party after a game. Puck bunnies are commonly found with hockey bros at rinks and at hockey bro parties. hockey bros will eventually end up marrying there special puck bunny that will willing b in the kitchen 24/7 making him a sandwich.

hockey bros usually come together for a game of hard core puck, or mayb a pick up game of road puck in a driveway.

the hockey bro culture is very close wit the lax bro cultre and commonly chill wid eachother from time to time. mayb have a lax sesh or a game of puck with one another teams.

overall the hockey bro life is the way to go.
by hockeybroforlife0017 August 23, 2010
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bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.
I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!
by eda-skip July 7, 2022
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Bro Hoe

Girls who think they are so deadly chill'n with all the Boys...
But the only reason they have her around is because

when she gets drunk enough... she will give every

single one of them head.
" Check it... Danielle is drunk as shit and takin off her bra again... "

" Wow... what a Bro hoe. "
by triple69 April 11, 2010
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Bro Bitch

A Bro Bitch is a girl often found hanging with the "Bro's" from So-Cal. Usually doin everything they can to be cool. If there not with a Bro there usually just being skanks...
Man,this Bro Bitch was just hangin out of one of the lifted chevy's over there flashin her tits.
by 87never982 January 5, 2009
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Fro -Bro

Coolness incarnate. This well-liked person is said to have great powers that can bestow bad luck on those he curses. Also Fro- Bros are usually good at all games, especially card games.
Man Fro-Bro just kicked my ass at Magic!
by Adam October 6, 2004
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Semi-Bro

A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro
"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"

"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"

"F*ck you, im not a bro"

"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"
by Gerdemann25 September 22, 2007
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Bro C

Orange County (O.C.)--the bro capital of the world
That dude with the Volcom hoodie and Rainbow flip flops is sooo Bro C.
by Brocious February 28, 2004
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