When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
Get the Oblivious Cock Blockmug. "What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011
Get the Jew Kids on the Blockmug. The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
Get the cock blocked by oprahmug. When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
Get the show cock then blockmug. Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006
Get the Mormon Road-Blockmug. A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
by Andre Nacmanie October 13, 2008
Get the Block Away Beautymug. A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
by Shitposter69420 March 1, 2022
Get the parry block dodgemug.