Light asian

an asian that acts like a lightskin

"Yea that guy shawn's a light asian"

by willshawn August 6, 2020

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

asian sandbox

When ye tits are noice and hard

Person1: this cold weather is giving me some Asian sandbox

Person2: oh wow same John

by Real definitions for realz November 13, 2019

Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

(___)ɔ

Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3

by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019

Asian Programs

The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.

Tray: Using Asian programs, i was finally able to find the perfect midget

by FuckDlive February 25, 2021

Asian emojis

A set of emojis recreating Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit

Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler

by MortyBoi December 8, 2020

Asian

A person that looks like they got hit in the face by a pan and has a flat ass face. Asians eat lots of cat.

Asians are flat faces eat the cats

by 7288572883 December 7, 2019