Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire

Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.

by chinahassmoldic April 19, 2018

katie woods

An amazing beautiful person who is the best.

God damn is that a Katie Woods

by Kitty.Kat. April 4, 2017

peter wood

A little dick/penis

Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl

Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad

Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"

by YungNoses May 27, 2017