0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

0 Touches by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

Tulip Toucher by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

Light toucher 

a light toucher means someone who you touch on sexually gets flustered or moans softly easily

person 1: woah dude i heard things got heated last night what happened
person 2: oh nothing happened shes just a light toucher

Light toucher by brusheksidjdnnsnnapenis June 17, 2020

Flame toucher 

Shilo

Shilo is such a flame toucher

Flame toucher by BWW hahahah November 17, 2020

Toe touches 

Bad/unbearable(like sweaty toes)

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’

Toe touches by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

toilet toucher by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

Lid toucher 

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.

J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.

Lid toucher by anonymous April 16, 2022