Toilet

A beautiful place were people can shit,piss,and even vomet!!!

Jimmy:are u ready?
Bob:wait...I need to go to paradise aka the toilet

by Boooooooooo90 January 4, 2020

toilet

a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in

i neded a tolatedddd toilet

by fhjdythfdx January 19, 2020

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

Toilet Coiling

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.

Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling

by HenloFrens March 30, 2020

Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020