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Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
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wood fire

When you get your dick to close to the bonfire and gets caught on fire
Jimmy had a wood fire last night. His dick was actually on fire.
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Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"
Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.
by Mannywalt April 30, 2024
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wood

nice wood
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Aiden Volk Wood

He is what has 3 legs but walks on 2, he is HIM, the one and only. He gets all the bitches. The man we all look at in aw
Wow it's HIM, Aiden Volk Wood
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
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zeb wooding

oh look, its zeb wooding.
by sproutyy April 4, 2022
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