The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
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Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
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Get the West Texas Breeze mug.The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"
"Good to know, Noah."
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Get the Texas Turn-Around mug.A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
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