top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

Top Draw

to take a poop into the top part of someone's toilet...simply lift up the top and do your business. is also fun to clean up.

i went top draw on tom cause he eats salads

by daftdon November 25, 2003

top banana

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.

"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."

by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

up top

a catchphrase created by Alison Cornelius circa 2007.

Dave's an ass

Up top!

by Not Dave Plack May 20, 2008

Top Shotta

You can find top shotta's in NW London an also Brixton an Tottenham.

Don't come to da endz if u think ur a top shotta u will go home on London Transport!!!

by NW General August 7, 2003

Muffin Top

Developed by me and a few friends, muffin top describes the fat that leaks over the top of a chicks pants when she wears jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Man, that chick has some serious muffin top action

by Nemesis June 11, 2006

power top

The equivalent of famous tiktokker Billy Beck, who describes himself as the “CEO OF POWERTOP”

Are you a power top? Yeah i’d let you ruin me like Billy Beck

by KinzSr October 10, 2020