(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.
bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"
by dick May 29, 2004
to take a poop into the top part of someone's toilet...simply lift up the top and do your business. is also fun to clean up.
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"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."
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Developed by me and a few friends, muffin top describes the fat that leaks over the top of a chicks pants when she wears jeans that are 2 sizes too small.
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