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What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.
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Something that you always think about in middle school and is what everybody says they had with another kids Mom last night.
Kid1: hey?
Kid2:what?
Kid1: I had sex your mom last night. She was so wet and juicy .
Kid2: my mom is dead.
Kid1: what?
Kid2: she died 4 years ago. She was coming home from work at the strip club and was stuck a balls. She hit my grandma and they both died.
Kid1:What the fuck I saw her yesterday.
Kid2: I know
Kid1: aren’t you sad
Kid2:why should I be
Kid1:GET THE FUCK OUT!
by The town of China December 3, 2017
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When a person feels like a person is beautiful either externally or internally, he or she may horny ( wet or hard). Their penis enlarges and their vagina gets wet. Then penatration into the vagina or anus(butthole) occurs when a male sticks his penis or female sticks a dildo in to the other male or female's anus(butthole) or vagina.
by Drizzy.drake23 January 23, 2018
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Just go away when you hear the word sex

Still here?

Fine, it's when you stick a penis in a vagina or ass
I didn't know he had sex with her
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It is like math look : Bed + girl + boy + love = sex

The reason you are typing this in the urban dictionary is because you wish you were having it right now admit
Girl one : OML I just had sex with Brandon

Girl two : no way I love sex it is so healthy because bananas are yummy

Girl one : init without sex in my life I would have no meaning
by hump me fuck me suck me December 18, 2019
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the act of forcing your sheep in Minecraft to have sex with their parents.
Those sheep just had sex.
by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020
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When daddy inserts his banana inside mommy's donut that's when you have sex
Time to sex
by YellowVermillion April 15, 2020
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