puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend

I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!

by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016

Puppet master

When you manipulate a person to speak in a certain direction

She's the puppet, and I'm the puppet master.

by Earning a fucking July 12, 2016

Puppet Job

A hand job with a sock on your hand.

That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.

by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016

Puppy

Is the cutest pet you can ever have

The puppy is a baby dog

by Thepro76 November 16, 2016

puppy chicken

A boy that bleached his hair platinum blond with a beak of a chicken and a little puppy face.

I'm a puppy chicken! Peck! Peck!

by Rickysucks February 5, 2017