No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 19, 2015

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

by unlearn777 April 1, 2017