luke

The most Un-athletic guy, Unfunny Guy and good at nothing.

Luke is good at nothing and can't bench 30

by luke michaud March 24, 2022

Luke

luke is someone that is super hot and sexy. if you see him you will instantly fall in love.

person 1:do you know who the hottest person in the world is?
person 2:yeh it's LUke

by Ranga007 March 29, 2022

Luke

He’s very popular and every girl has a crush on him. He has the prettiest eyes and is tall, he’s funny and makes everyone laugh. Everyone wants to be his friend and wants to be with him. He had like 19373836383 girlfriends but he never cheated. Ever.

He forgets many things but he still has good grades. His style isn’t that good, but that doesn’t matter cause everything else is perfect. Except: he can be annoyed really fast, if you’re always in a bad mood or overreacting, he will just ignore you. But he’s also a really caring person and won’t let go of you so fast.
If you know a Luke, he’s a keeper so don’t lose him <3

Person.1: I met a boy today, he’s so funny and handsome!
Person.2: I just know you met Luke!
Person.1: yes! Isn’t he the sweetest?!
Person2. Yess! I love him!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

Luke

Luke is a popular and funny guy, everyone wants to be his friend and every girl has a crush on him. He had like 8273737363 girlfriends before but he never cheated. He is tall, has the prettiest eyes and can be really sweet. But he also gets really annoyed when you’re always in a bad mood or pissed because of nothing, then he will just ignore you. Because he’s a really happy person and won’t get pissed just because you’re in a bad mood for no reason. But he’s also a good listener when you really have a problem, he understands and tries to help you in every way. He’s very caring and gets jealous fast. If you know a Luke, don’t lose him! He’s a keeper and you won’t find a boy like him so fast <3

Girl.1: I met Luke yesterday he’s so funny and handsome!
Girl.2: I know right! He’s so perfect!

by defentlynotdeliaa January 23, 2022

Luke

the biggest penis You have ever seen 20 in.

That is a big luke.

by Jake asshole January 25, 2022

Luke

White orphan who likes to eat,pee,and say the N word who I also like to call Daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I sadly know a Luke"

by KadenKutzer January 27, 2022

Luke

Someone who typically makes stupid decisions.

Dude, remember that one time Luke fell for a phishing scheme?

by daiinverted January 28, 2022