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stool hand luke 

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her
Ed gave her a stool hand luke.
stool hand luke by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

Lazy Luke's 

Inappropriate and/or unnecessarily short sorts worn by a man. Normally denim but can also be seen in cords and if you are really lucky, florals.
Look at that guy playing center field. He is wearing Lazy Luke's and drinking the Champaign of Beers.
Lazy Luke's by irjohn August 28, 2010

National Luke Day 

National Luke Day by Revenge Gal November 27, 2020
Y3 Luke is a virgin who hit 100k world record on mega park.
James: Hey, have you seen Y3 Lukes new world record attempt?

Kobe (dead): Yeah Some Virgin guy who plays way to much skate.
Y3 Luke by Sosa1279 February 19, 2023

national kick a Luke spratt day 

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything
"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

tony luke's

Philly's home of cheese steaks and roast pork located in south philly.
Tony Luke's makes the bomb ass roast pork sandwich
tony luke's by GregFarz November 17, 2007