Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog served from the weenie wagon

I'll take a Lewiston lobster roll with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

Red lobster sand box

The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.

"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.

by MrPaulDyck July 23, 2024

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

da lobstaw

da lobstaw is the highest being of lobstaw which no otha lobstaw can achieve, da lobstaw has accomplished all and anything possible under the face of the sun, nothing compares to da lobstaw.

cute girl 1# "fuckk!! look at da lobstaw over there achieving only what a fellow lobstaw can contemplate!! Hes so hot!!"*she moans*

cute girl 2# "omg i know right i wish i could have a boyfriend that hot!!" *she faints*

by jmjhmunhyjmunhnhjmjk,ikjkkjjju February 16, 2024