King Stone 

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

King Stone by Herbivore July 11, 2015

king row

KING ROW: An idea place in life, or place of opportunity, ideally spoken about to troubled adolescents, commonly referenced as high school graduation, or completion of difficult task

Random southern mother: I had to sacrifice a lot to get you to the KING ROW, now you there you on yo own.

Child: Mama what is the KING ROW.

RM: You will know when get there.

king row by Slick rich September 16, 2016

King Prick 

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.

Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.

King Prick by The Real King Idiot August 7, 2016

king casual

What a bitch like. Lazy af, has the qualities of a sloth, probably terrible in bed

What are you doing with your life? Stop being such a King Casual.

king casual by EdwardSharpe July 20, 2016

king jimmy 

A king jimmy is basically a guy who stays true to his girl and knows how to please her good.

My girlfriend is really disappointed with me but I know I can be a King Jimmy.

king jimmy by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

king of banter 

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!

Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.

king of banter by Snalbans Tinstle June 13, 2016

king coiler 

A definition coined by a kid we will call DD in southern ontario, a large soft serve dookie that coils up in the toilet

Dave left a huge king coiler on the hood of that parked car!

king coiler by kielbassa June 6, 2016