John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

John Rodeen

John is a very well known boy who is very funny, smart,and tall. He is the class clown and is always trying to make you laugh. John has blond hair and doesn't have that much strength. When you get on his bad side though he will TRY to act serious. But then ends up laughing. When he tells a lie he laughs. John Rodeen isn't the best at sports but still plays them. He is an AMAZING person!

John Rodeen had a serial killer face when he was young.

by Mr. Tuh-Mat-Uh April 12, 2019

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

john and aidan

the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong

"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

John Smith'd

To find a native woman and take her back to your home and put a baby in her.

Did you hear Ryan got married?

Yeah I heard he John Smith'd her, so she had to stay with him.

by BearySanders December 3, 2020

Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022