Jizz

Term used in parts of Ireland to describe alcoholic beverages.

Paul: I take unreal jizz!
Everyone else: Yes you do, we're clearly unfit for our jizz!

by Trueman_St January 13, 2008

jizzamapoo

When doing a girl in the ass, you jizz, and she later has to take a mad crap and your jizz comes out with it.

Guy: Hey baby that was some mad ass sex we just had.
Girl: Yeah it was, but now im going to have jizzamapoo

by lonestar May 27, 2004

jizz run

when you are jacking off and someone pulls into the driveway right as you are blowing a load

"dude i had to make a jizz run when my girlfriend pulled up last night!!"

"dude me to!!!"

by mr_kirch February 28, 2008

jizz face

"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.

thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"
thugII: "tru"

by lukash October 17, 2006

jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004

jizz mop

klenex...duh. what else?

fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?

by Madds December 13, 2004

jizz stone

When a man's member has a large kidney stone pass by ejaculating.

Dang, I had a jizz stone bust off on that ho' da other night; and it knocked that bitch out!

by David!M! January 3, 2006