zero-dark-thirty

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).

Zero-dark-thirty.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

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Dark humor

I type of humor not everyone gets, and can be harsh, respects nothing/nobody, however is still funny as hell. Mainly shedding light on how people with mental issues see the world.

Me: I bought a cheese grater for my blind friend for his birthday, a week later he tells me it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Friend: What?
Me: It's dark humor you wouldn't understand.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

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My Dark Red

Dark Red is a person that you can never get tired of. They may look intimidating but they are always a huge softie. They love physical affection and remember little things about you.

"You're my Dark Red."
"I'm honored."

by xxx00022 May 11, 2025

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Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

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journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.

Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!

by Cholester December 6, 2010

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