fruit loop 

A U-turn sorta sercle thing in my city were all the male hooker are.

But I don't wanna go past the fruit loop.

fruit loop by isla September 2, 2004

Fruit Roll Up 

The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.

Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.

Fruit Roll Up by E-Money February 21, 2003

Fruit Show 

1. You know those guys that don't stop with the nipple rings. They go on to pierce their tongues, both ears, etc.

2. Or the ones that go around saying everything is "gay".

Fruit Show!

Fruit Show: "Duuude, those handlebars are fuckin' gay..."

Fruit Show by 456 February 1, 2006

fruit bowl 

To defecate on a glass surface, usually a window or a patio door.

Mr Berry failed me at math. I left him a nice fruit bowl to wake up to in the morning.

fruit bowl by arturo swift December 12, 2011

Fruit Tard

A frutiy retard see also fruit tart
a stipid gay retard,a silly faggot
or
a person with no common sense concering how or why certain things they say or do may be considered to be gay.

get the fuck of me you fukin fruit tard!
a guy watching a football game who says somethin like -why are thier pants so tight?- is an example of some one asking a stipid and gay question

Fruit Tard by the shiesty one January 27, 2007

flute fruit 

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

flute fruit by BSuraci October 27, 2006

dragon fruit 

Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.

Fruit
Retards
Dragon Fruit

dragon fruit by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017