nasty drunk

When someone is so drunk they appear sweaty, hot, and smell like liquor. They're so drunk they don't say a word and just concentrate on not swaying.

Damn dude, Maria was like nasty drunk, she was dropping her phone and crying on the curb.

nasty drunk by Patrick Marx March 18, 2008

Sigma Drunk 

When one is so intoxicated, one is not able to stand on their feet.

Marc was so Sigma Drunk that he fell through the volleyball net at the frat castle.

Sigma Drunk by Brandi Cota January 16, 2008

dry drunk 

A dry drunk is a person whose brain was affected by years of alcohol abuse, despite the fact that the person had quit alcohol. Usually is a result of a person who went cold turkey. The brain usually shrinks

A dry drunk usually exibits the following traits,
* Exaggerated self-importance and pomposity
* Grandiose behavior
* A rigid, judgmental outlook
* Impatience
* Childish behavior
* Irresponsible behavior
* Irrational rationalization
* Projection
* Overreaction

Many consider George W. Bush to be a dry drunk, and point to observations of his speeches and other behaviors as evidence of this condition.

dry drunk by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Poopy Drunk 

The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.

Matt was so poopy drunk that he had to go to the hospital.

Poopy Drunk by Magalicious October 2, 2006

boobs-drunk 

When drunk, the tendency to perceive a woman as attractive due to the size of her breasts regardless of any other feature (except the presence of a penis or other significant deformation)

Guy 1: Hey did you see the girl Danny went home with last night?

Guy 2: Yeah.Her tits are huge, but she's fat and ugly. He MUST have been boobs-drunk

boobs-drunk by Kegeltheelf October 11, 2011

Choke on your tongue drunk 

So drunk you forget how to speak your primary language. You're so blacked out that suffocating on your own vomit is the least of your worries, rather your tongue will go so limp that it will cut off your air supply.

He was choke on your tongue drunk, he couldn't figure out how to put the keys in the ignition if he tried to drunk drive.

Choke on your tongue drunk by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010

e-drunk

1. A person who usually drinks while he/she is online. It becomes noticeable when the person is IMing other people.

Wikali: I'm so e-drunk right now I could fuck you!
SuperJerk: No way, man! She wants to fuck me!
SuperJerk: Are you for real?
Wikali: Do I know you?

e-drunk by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005