comandantefantasma701

comandantefantasma701 is a lying sand nigger with dark skin who hits on 16-year-old girls. Thinks his penis is craved by all of the opposite sex when in reality women visualize it in order to induce vomiting.

Also lies about having 763 confirmed kills on a math study discord, despite the highest confirmed murders being 218.

Paul: wheres comandantefantasma701?
Jack: I saw that sand nigger on To Catch A Predator last night, Im glad they got his black-ass.

by Vvodka June 25, 2023

Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024

Campaign For South Africa

Shortest game board game ever made. It's literally just Rock, Paper, Scissors.

- Yo dawg, you wanna play Campaign For South Africa
- Sure! Let's begin.
- Rock, paper, scissors!

by DemilSpotify December 21, 2023

COMAD

when you’re so mad and filled with fury while you have covid.

my mom was comad last weeks that’s why she was such a cunt. The covid was making her crazy!!!

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Campapult

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.

Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.

by Splocious January 20, 2024

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.

Coma bollito.

by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024