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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 18, 2021
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Rib Cracker

a weapon from Diablo 3 witch is imposable to find
Man I've spent 5 days grinding for the Rib Cracker
by anonymous October 12, 2021
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Grammar Cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker
by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021
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Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.
Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.
by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022
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Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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Cinnamon Cracker

After a night of being stoned and eating nothing but crackers. Your poops come out looking like they got a cinnamon dusting on them.
Man this morning I nothing but Cinnamon Cracker's coming out of me. It has been a very rough morning.
by dr.Horny March 11, 2022
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graham cracker

a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";

a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.

FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)

Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
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