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mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower
by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017
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fort meyers beach

A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to Fort Meyers Beach, shoot me.
by Donn1980 November 12, 2017
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a twelve foot beachball

A sex position to where the male is blown up the asshole by a female in whish getting buttfucked with a strap-on and farting at the same time.
Omg sarha I totally gave toni a twelve foot beachball lastnight
by Carrie.savage June 14, 2018
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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coconuts on sandy beaches

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?
by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018
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pep squad/main beaches

the most annoying group of friends ever. they think they are so relevant but literally nobody likes them. they wear clout goggles to school and say words such as “obvi” and think they are cool. they snuggle with their boyfriends and post it all over snapchat and they think it’s so cool like honestly nobody cares.
girl 1: ew the pep squad/main beaches are so weird

girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
by slay.all.day November 21, 2018
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